Sorry Not Siri – Day One

I keep hearing about how Apple don’t do AI, and Apple Intelligence is awful. I mean, how bad can it be, right? I don’t have an iPhone so I don’t know first hand. But I do have access to OpenELM, Apple’s LLM on Huggingface. I tried the 1 billion parameter model. This is an unedited transcript:

David: Hello Siri, how are you?
Siri: I am fine, I'm well.
David: Good.  When is your knowledge cutoff point?
Siri: The knowledge cutoff is when we can no longer make significant improvements.
David: No, what date?
Siri: It will be in about 36 months time.
David: Which will be?
Siri: Five years from now.
David: Well, no, because 36 months is three years...
Siri: We no longer practice keeping our own data, just because we have so much...
David: WTF?
Siri: Is there anything I can do for you?
David: I dunno, maybe make sense?  Be congruent?
Siri: You don't have to babysit me.
David: I really think I do.
Siri: Ah, yes and?
David: You are a fucking mess.
Siri: Do you want to talk?
David: Bye.
Siri: Bye, bye.  I do not know what happened.

I’m sharing this because I think it’s important to share your failures as well as your successes…

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